Some lovely 3am conv:
Matt: so, about this whole time out, sitting on the bench thing...what if someone were to sit on the bench with you? Or go into the locker room with you and have a lil fun, take a shower...eh, eh?
Me: Matt. 1. just no 2. you have a gf, one of my really good friends, who is prolly sitting next to you laughing 3. sorry hun, Matt is gay. He just hasn't figured it out yet.

Me: I just need to spend time with friends, hang out with some groups of ppl and have fun.
Matt: like an orgy!?
Me: ::shakes head::

Matt...you are ridiculous. hehe...come visit sometime.

Ben--happy birthday, again. I'd give you a present, but you still owe me a letter. Bitch.