Lovely facts from a website I ran into...buy books online, dooooo it.

A pig's orgasm lasts thirty minutes.
Lake Nicaragua boasts the only fresh-water sharks in the entire world.
A blue whale's tongue is so large that fifty people could stand on it.
A quarter has 119 rigdes on its edge.
24% of lawns have some sort of lawn ornament.
Coca-Cola was originally green and contained cocaine from 1885 - 1929.
MSG is found in most soups, salad dressings, and processed meats; in some crackers, bread, canned tuna fish, most frozen entrees, ice cream, and frozen yogurt.
Orgasms help alleviate menstrual cramps. In addition, studies have shown that a woman's pain threshold increases substantially during orgasm.
Men who have two or more orgasms a week tend to live significantly longer than do those who have only one or none, according to research at Cardiff University in Wales.
A recent study of 2,500 men at the University of Bristol and Queens University of Belfast found that men who have at least three or more orgasms a week are 50 percent less likely to die from heart failure or coronary heart disease.
If you yelled for eight years, seven months and six days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you, ehem, expelled intestinal gas consistently for six years and nine months, enough gas would be produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Once a human reaches the age of 35, he/she will start losing approximately 7,000 brain cells a day. The cells will never be replaced.

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