Christmas Trees are Wonderful...ty Heidi (and Lola, of course)

A Christmas tree doesn't care how many trees you've had in the past.

It doesn't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

It doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

It won't get mad if you break one of its balls.

You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

When you are done with it, you can throw it on the curb to have it hauled away.

It won't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

You don't have to put up with it year-round.

A Christmas tree is always erect...and up for the whole season.

Even small ones give satisfaction...

It looks good even with lights on.

Finally, it won't get mad if you tie it up and throw it on top of your car.